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The Wide World Of Television

Television is one of those things that we call entertainment. In one form or another it is entertaining to watch. But, television has taken on a new realm as well. Within the last few years, television has gone to reality. At least, television has developed its own sense of reality. People just love the laughs they can get from watching people make fools out of themselves. But, television is more than just that. It has become a way of communicating as well.

To that point, just imagine all of the things that we see on television today that our grandparents have never imagined seeing. During wars, we can watch news people actually risk their life not for freedom but to bring you the next big story. We are fully educated on the cultures around the world if we watch enough of it on television. It also brings people together to fight for the causes. During political elections, how would senators and presidents run if it weren’t for the ads on television?

The largest market for advertising is in television as well. During the Super Bowl each winter there is no bigger payoff than having the best television commercial. Likewise, it is essential to present the commercial in a way to draw people in and have them go out and purchase the product. Because we have become so desensitized to commercials, companies must work a little harder to get us to react. Nevertheless it is a market that is fought for.

Then there is reality television as well. This is where people play games to win money. Huge monetary investments are made in these games because they are banking on you to watch others make fools of themselves. The result of that is that they will cash in far more than the one million dollar prize they are dishing out.

In the world of television, we find good and bad. We can and should limit the amount of television we show our children and we should insure that what does get watched is quality. We can learn a lot for the science, history, and real life events on it. We can have fun laughing away our frustration during a sitcom. Television is variety and adds much more than just spice to our lives!

Tim Jackson
Television Directory

Flat Panel TV- Home Theater System

After you have researched about the advantages of flat panels and you have measured your entertainment center, make sure that it can handle an extra-large screen. Now, you have waited for screen sizes to increase as prices drop. There has never been a more suitable time, but now for brands that entice customers with indulgent prices, or funds could now accommodate a better TV. Thanks to the many smaller recognized brands that entice buyers with low prices. Your budget could now help you in deciding to make a switch from old CRT to a new flat panel.

Best Buy has a 50 inch 720p Insignia flat panel plasma is a wonderful example of an affordable-priced TV. Many of consumers purchase TVs based on their sizes, they want something that would positively be a statement piece.

A higher-end TV from Sony or other popular brands can go as high as$6,000, while Insignia plasma TV will accommodate size and quality at a fraction of the price. With the price of $1,299.99, Insignia plasma TV allowyou buy all the components neccessaryfor creating a remarkable home theater.

If you are upgrading from your CRT TV, you will find out that Insignia plasma TV fixes two problems at once. It is a flat panel television which means it absorbs lesser space than the old and bulky CRTs. More importantly, the Insignia TV has built-in HDTV tuner that ensures that it would accomodate any upcoming technology changes that over-the-air TV stations produce. The TV will also contain the documents,statements and directions for quick and easy home theater installation. The TV can also support high high definition or hi-def cable television any of theHD DVD players and blu-ray discs.

The Insignia plasma TV offers giant and sharp picture, thanks to the 15,000:1 contrast ratio and the 50 inch screen. It also supports standard 16:9 widescreen ratio, however, it could also switch to zoom modes when you’d want a TV that does not accomodate the new widescreen format.

You could experience theater surround sound through connecting the Insignia TV to any sound system that is compact andhas 6 or more speakers.

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MP3 Movies

MP3 movies to download is an excellent choice for getting the latest movies quickly and without the hassles of traveling to the store. There are many locations right on the web that can provide you with the best of the best for much less. There are several locations that do offer a wide range of choice when it comes to mp3 movies to download. Some offer more than others or they offer a better quality product. It will take a little looking to find the most affordable choice that is also the one that has what you would like to download.

Once you find the right location for your mp3 movies to download , you can easily and quickly (it seems almost instantly) download them to your PC, hand held, notebook, or you can check out mp3 movies to download as well. There are specific services that are available to provide you with the ability to get great quality movies, games and music on your mp3 player or pc. If you choose mp3 movies to download, you can find the right location to download from on the web to your player, take the movies with you wherever you decide to go.

No matter if you choose mp3 movies or find a few great movies to download to your PC, there are many services that are providing this ability to you. If you are skilled, you can even find a few free mp3 movies to download. Of course, to get the best products available, you may want to go with a paid service. It also pays for you to take your time in checking out a few of the services for their fees and their membership details. With so much competition out there, you are sure to find a great deal being offered to new members.

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Friends (Season 8) DVD Review

One of the top television comedy series of its time, Friends follows the lives of six friends in their mid-twenties - Monica Geller (Courteney Cox), Rachel Green (Jennifer Aniston) Phoebe Buffay (Lisa Kudrow), Joey Tribbiani (Matt LeBlanc), Ross Geller (David Schwimmer), and Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry). The six friends often spend their days in the “Central Perk” coffee house or an apartment rented by one of them. Together, they form a dynamic comic team that will keep you laughing.

The Friends (Season 8) DVD offers a number of hilarious episodes including the season premiere in which the friends celebrate Chandler and Monica’s wedding. When Monica sees Rachel spitting out her champagne, she realizes that Rachel is pregnant. As the season progresses, Rachel reveals that Ross is the father… This season includes guest appearances by Sean Penn, Morgan Fairchild, Brad Pitt, Alec Baldwin, and Marlo Thomas… The season finale centers around the birth of Rachel’s baby…

Below is a list of episodes included on the Friends (Season 8) DVD:

Episode 171 (The One After “I Do”) Air Date: 09-27-2001
Episode 172 (The One with the Red Sweater) Air Date: 10-04-2001
Episode 173 (The One Where Rachel Tells…) Air Date: 10-11-2001
Episode 174 (The One with the Videotape) Air Date: 10-18-2001
Episode 175 (The One with Rachel’s Date) Air Date: 10-25-2001
Episode 176 (The One with the Halloween Party) Air Date: 11-01-2001
Episode 177 (The One with the Stain) Air Date: 11-08-2001
Episode 178 (The One with the Stripper) Air Date: 11-15-2001
Episode 179 (The One with the Rumor) Air Date: 11-22-2001
Episode 180 (The One with Monica’s Boots) Air Date: 12-06-2001
Episode 181 (The One with the Creepy Holiday Card) Air Date: 12-13-2001
Episode 182 (The One Where Joey Dates Rachel) Air Date: 01-10-2002
Episode 183 (The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath) Air Date: 01-17-2002
Episode 184 (The One with the Secret Closet) Air Date: 01-31-2002
Episode 185 (The One with the Birthing Video) Air Date: 02-07-2002
Episode 186 (The One Where Joey Tells Rachel) Air Date: 02-28-2002
Episode 187 (The One with the Tea Leaves) Air Date: 03-07-2002
Episode 188 (The One in Massapequa) Air Date: 03-28-2002
Episode 189 (The One with Joey’s Interview) Air Date: 04-04-2002
Episode 190 (The One with the Baby Shower) Air Date: 04-25-2002
Episode 191 (The One with the Cooking Class) Air Date: 05-02-2002
Episode 192 (The One Where Rachel is Late) Air Date: 05-09-2002
Episode 193 (The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1) Air Date: 05-16-2002
Episode 194 (The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2) Air Date: 05-16-2002

Britt Gillette is author of The DVD Report, a blog where you can find more reviews like this one of the Friends (Season 8) DVD.

New Reality TV Show Proposed

It is amazing the success of Reality TV. Survivor, You’re fired, and the Contender have blown out all other television shows. They are realistic, interesting and fun to watch as people interact in high paced and high stress situations. Some believe it is because people can relate with them so well and in fact that maybe part of it. But whatever reason, it goes to show that reality TV is where it is at. Martha Stewart is planning a reality TV show, which is sure to make its mark among the other top rated reality TV sensations.

I propose a new reality TV Show. We will call it; “This is Your Government.” Two teams will compete and are assigned easy tasks like regulating a Lemonade Stand or monitoring a Non-Profit Carwash by a church youth group. The government worker rank and file along with the bureaucrats will team up to see who can best regulate the chosen activity for the week.

In true government style the team, which can create the most paperwork the quickest will receive points. But that’s not all, the team which can invent a way to tax the activity the greatest, will also receive a large number of points. The team, which eventually causes the kids to go out of business fastest, will indeed be declared the winner. Each team will have a coffee pot, 60 reams of paper, ten computers and a large building to operate out of.

Won’t that be a very realistic “Reality TV Show” indeed? Think about it.

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The Death of G4

I’d imagine it takes talent to ruin not one but two television networks at the same time, but the assholes at Comcast found a way to destroy both G4 and TechTV. After merging them together last year the network is now to be revamped to the point where fellow people like me who used to like the channel will now have to find something else to watch.

Over the years there was a slight connection between G4 and TechTV. ScreenSavers host Kevin Pereira made cameo appearances on Arena and TechTV’s biggest show X-Play was video game related. When the two merged in Fall 2004 they formed G4TechTV. And I loved it.

Truth be told, both networks had serious gaps in their lineups that were now taken care of. The idea of two channels uniting as one was a fantasy for someone like me who could now watch virtually all of their programming. 5 months later it was still sweet. My new favorite show Judgment Day was on thrice a day and the channel still had the blend of half/technology half/video games working for them. Then something bad happened in March 2005…TechTV went away.

G4 clung to TechTV to get their more viewed TV slot and then pushed them aside. It was just G4 again in March, and the executives started to butcher both TechTV and G4 programming. Filter, which at one point was on par with the best the channel had to offer, suffered the most. They stopped being a top-10 video game show and became a product show as well, enticing movies, DVDs and music into the list. They fell so hard that on one episode I watched they were using quotes from IMDB that some user had written about some movie.

And they weren’t the only show to plummet in quality. X-Play had always pieced in a little comedy into their reviews. But away from TechTV on G4, it was too much to bear. They tried so damn hard to be funny that they weren’t actually reviewing games anymore as much as they were mocking themselves. Usually they would only preview a game if it was coming out months later. But on G4, previews became so abundant that they were literally previewing games that they’d review days later.

The ScreenSavers didn’t resemble the technology-based show it once was and was easy to avoid for most people. A couple months later it became Attack of the Show, which was a better thought-out version of the ScreenSavers. However when Kevin Rose left, all the technology was completely void from the show and it was back to the old dribble.

There were several bright spots of the network that were shattered as well. “Real Time presented by Coca-Cola” was a Sunday block that would be based on a game franchise like Need For Speed or Metroid Prime. Then some of their shows like X-Play, Cinematech, Filter and Judgment Day would all have at least one appearance of that game in it. This was great since it was a chance to see vintage episodes of G4 shows. That too was taken away last year.

And while these half-assed ruined TV shows were sub par from where they once were, it was still a video game network. Or at least it was. The change began when the old digitized G4 logo became the graffiti-ish one we see today. It symbolized that the network was making even more changes that would inevitably screw with my life. One change that happened was the in-show popup adds for other G4 programming. In the old days they were practically subliminal and wouldn’t actually affect my viewing of the show. Nowadays they take up 1/3 of the screen and make a loud screech sound each time the add appears and disappears.

In June they fell to the bottom of the television barrel- partial nudity. By that I’m talking about the Whip Set, a block of lame car TV shows that not even Satan could condone. These lame shows were not only aimed at a completely different demographic than every other G4 show but were worse than any of them. A similarity found in all the shows is that there’s always a myriad of women in the picture who can’t wait to get paid for what they’re doing. I had to watch in disappointment as I saw my favorite network slowly become MTV.

Another folly was Video Game Vixens, which was canceled in a heartbeat because even the morons running the channel knew they had created a disaster. The show was pretty much a beauty pageant of 3D women that appeared in video games. Just the idea was enough to make me want to vomit. Hosted by Hal Sparks (AKA the really not-funny annoying guy from I Love The 80’s) the show may have not been on for long, but the sheer fact that it even existed was bad enough.

And don’t get me started on Barbed Wire Biscuit. To truly signify their insanity, the network has gone after [adult swim] with a late-night block that sucks more ass than a toilet seat. Aside from Brainiac (a quirky British science show that picks up on the TechTV vibe) all the Barbed Wire shows blow. Happy-tree Friends is the worst collection of cartoons I’ve ever seen- I’d even take 12 .Oz Mouse (the worst [adult swim] show ever) over this pile. Anime Unleashed has survived simply because anime works on Cartoon Network. And while CN may have the biggest anime titles on it, Anime Unleashed has some of the worst. To be fair Anime Unleashed has sucked going back to the TechTV days. It’s too bad that’s the one G4 show not affected by change.

The worst is yet to come. Long-time shows g4tv.com and Filter have been canceled, never to see a new episode again. At first I was shocked and wondered what was going to take over their old time slots. Then I learned that Star Trek Next Generation, which has been syndicated more times than Law and Order, would be coming to G4. This was baffling to me since it appeared that G4 was trying to shed its geeky image. But then I remembered that Star Trek is on SpikeTV and it all became clear.

G4 is now trying to become a “man’s” network, which explains why the Man Show and Whip Set have made their way onto the channel. It’s no longer a network for games: it’s a network for crap. Even if you like the Man Show, you have to agree that it just doesn’t belong. The higher powers at G4 also confessed that another name change for the network is likely in order and that g4 will become a thing of the past.

Folks, Star Trek isn’t on G4 for one hour of the day or two. In a four-hour span in-between AOTS, the show will run for three hours. Shoot me now. Also Judgment Day seems to be getting the boot (I long feared this). After an episode airs on Sunday: January 8th at 1PM Eastern Time, the show will cease to exist on the TV schedule. Maybe it will return in the future, maybe not. Until then, G4 is dead to me.

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Wheel of Fortune in New Orleans

For the 20 zillion who watch Wheel of Fortune with Pat Sajak and Vanna White, Wheel of Fortune will match your donation to the American Red Cross up to $100,000.00! This is for the victims of Katrina which blew through the city of New Orleans just after the New Orleans show was made.

You wouldn’t think that Wheel would bring bad luck, would you?

Any way, let’s all cough up a hundred grand (or even less) and make a contribution at: http://wvw.sonypictures.com/spacer.gif?event=286~MiniSite~287~RedCrossDonation~28~wheel Wheel will match it! Are you listening Bill Gates?

While I’m watching the show this week (we never miss it) I wonder what happened to the New Orleans contestants after the show. When a contestant wins a trip, I say, “I hope she was in Paris when Katrina hit.”

Have you ever been in a hurricane or a tornado? I thought so. They are scary!

The crisis is still on in New Orleans. When I called down there the other day to talk to the hospital, the lines were very busy. While waiting for someone to take my call, instructions came over the line on how to protect you from possible diseases in the area. The disaster is still on and it is real. So take the advantage of Wheel matching your donation to the Red Cross.

You can read about the contestants at the WOF site. That’s where I learned WOF. Did you know it takes 150 people to make the show a success?

I read about Amy.

Amy has a show diary at the WOF site. (http://www.wheeloffortune.com/contestant_diary.php)

She said, “For as long as I can remember, I have watched Wheel of Fortune and dreamed of being a contestant. My mom would always say to me, “Amy, you are so good at this show; we should fly you out to California so you can be on it.” Little did I know that one day my dream would come true!”

We all have that dream, don’t we? We all know we could make a zillion bucks if we could just get on WOF.

Amy lives in Lafayette, about two hours from New Orleans. She said, “My experience began when I went to the website and saw that WOF was coming to New Orleans. I became ecstatic and immediately filled out a form to become a future contestant. Since New Orleans is only 2 hours away from where I live, I figured there would be no problem for me to go and try out there, and it would be so much easier than flying to Los Angeles.”

Nobody can say that Amy is not a thinker.

Amy said that she never thought she would be able to try out for the show, let alone be a contestant. But she got notified that she could try out.

She said, “We filled out a questionnaire about ourselves and they took a Polaroid of us. After that, we played a few rounds of a simulated WOF game where we got to pick letters and show them how well we could play. They kept stressing for us to have a big, loud voice and to call the letters quickly. Then, we took a 5 minute written test where we had to fill in puzzles that had missing letters.”

I recommend that to prepare yourself for WOF you go out to the fields and yell to the cows: “C! B! L!”

When you get that down, yell: “R! N! S!”

If you don’t have a convenient field with cows, you can come out to Idaho. We have lots of them as does Wisconsin, etc. Make do with your town park if necessary. Don’t get discouraged in all this!

Amy decided that she didn’t make it. She waited and waited and waited.

Then one day, she got a call. That was the day she went BANANAS!

I’m sorry for that irrational exuberance. Did you know that it was 1997 when Alan Greenspan said that? Time flies!

Amy had a cell phone which allowed her to take the WOF call in her car.

I once made an oath to never buy a cell phone. Wait a minute while I go out and buy one!

Amy was in a thigmagin until the day finally came to be on the show.

She said, “I went home and downloaded the internet version of WOF and played it religiously. I also made sure to watch every episode I could possibly watch to prepare for my big day. It felt like a lifetime, but the weekend of the taping finally came. I could not eat or sleep the night before because I was so nervous about being on TV. I just prayed that I would not make a fool of myself in front of millions of people.”

Amy caught me! I said zillions of people. Who is right?

You must admire Amy for her preparation. Amy said that the wheel was very hard to turn. (That’s why they bring in those NBA stars to help turn it.) Her main problem was her anxiety. She said that the show staff and the other contestants were there to help!

Here are Amy’s last words, “We decided together that we would tape the best show of the day! It was a blast and I will never forget that day for the rest of my life. If you want to see how I did, watch me on November 10th!”

We’ll be watching, Amy!

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The West Wing (Season 4) DVD Review

Premiering in September 1999, the original NBC series The West Wing built an instant cult following with its seemingly realistic weekly excursions into the inner sanctums of the White House. The series became such a hit that some pollsters claimed that certain people actually believed Jed Bartlet was the real president (although, if true, this is more of a negative reflection on the intelligence of the electorate, and not necessarily an indication of West Wing’s realism). But regardless, the truth of the matter is that West Wing definitely strikes a chord with certain audiences, providing entertaining brew of action, suspense, and drama on a weekly basis…

Seasoned Hollywood actor Martin Sheen plays the lead role of President Jed Bartlet. The day-to-day affairs of Bartlet’s administration are run by a number of individuals who surround him, among them are: Claudia “C.J.” Cregg (Allison Janney), Josh Lyman (Bradley Whitford), Sam Seaborn (Rob Lowe), Toby Ziegler (Richard Schiff), Leo McGarry (John Spencer), and Charlie Young (Dule Hill). West Wing follows these dedicated staffers as they work extended hours behind-the-scenes to help keep the White House running smoothly. Along the way, the stress of the job and the characters’ personal lives make for an interesting glimpse into what many believe is an accurate portrayal of a real-life White House administration…

The West Wing (Season 4) DVD offers a number of dramatic episodes including the season premiere “20 Hours in America: Part 1″ in which a number of events take place - Toby, Josh, and Donna get left behind on a campaign stop in Indiana (spending the rest of their day trying to get back to Washington), Bartlet searches for Mrs. Landingham’s replacement, and the Dow Jones index plummets. Meanwhile, an opposition campaign stirs up the media when Bartlet’s wife claims she’s “just a wife and mother”… Other notable episodes from Season 4 include “Election Night” in which the staffers eagerly await the results of the presidential contest (each in his own unique way), and “The Long Goodbye” in which C.J. returns to her hometown of Dayton where she attends her high school reunion and struggles with the horrid effects of her father’s Alzheimer’s disease…

Below is a list of episodes included on The West Wing (Season 4) DVD:

Episode 66 (20 Hours in America: Part 1) Air Date: 09-25-2002
Episode 67 (20 Hours in America: Part 2) Air Date: 09-25-2002
Episode 68 (College Kids) Air Date: 10-02-2002
Episode 69 (The Red Mass) Air Date: 10-09-2002
Episode 70 (Debate Camp) Air Date: 10-16-2002
Episode 71 (Game On) Air Date: 10-30-2002
Episode 72 (Election Night) Air Date: 11-06-2002
Episode 73 (Process Stories) Air Date: 11-13-2002
Episode 74 (Swiss Diplomacy) Air Date: 11-20-2002
Episode 75 (Arctic Radar) Air Date: 11-27-2002
Episode 76 (Holy Night) Air Date: 12-11-2002
Episode 77 (Guns Not Butter) Air Date: 01-08-2003
Episode 78 (The Long Goodbye) Air Date: 01-15-2003
Episode 79 (Inauguration: Part 1) Air Date: 02-05-2003
Episode 80 (Inauguration: Part 2) Air Date: 02-12-2003
Episode 81 (The California 47th) Air Date: 02-19-2003
Episode 82 (Red Haven’s on Fire) Air Date: 02-26-2003
Episode 83 (Privateers) Air Date: 03-26-2003
Episode 84 (Angel Maintenance) Air Date: 04-02-2003
Episode 85 (Evidence of Things Not Seen) Air Date: 04-23-2003
Episode 86 (Life on Mars) Air Date: 04-30-2003
Episode 87 (Commencement) Air Date: 05-07-2003
Episode 88 (Twenty Five) Air Date: 05-14-2003

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Britt Gillette is author of The DVD Report, a blog where you can find more reviews like this one of The West Wing (Season 4) DVD.

Big Brother 6 - Sam Heuston

Despite being the best looking girl in Big Brother 6, sexy Sam Heuston was voted out third, lasting a total of 22 days and despite describing herself as “the horniest girl you’ve ever met”, bisexual-by-numbers Sam was quite dull in the house and couldn’t even tempt eventual winner Anthony Hutton into some action.

Housemate Sam was a marketing student from Cheam, Surrey and 23-years-old when she entered the Big Brother house. She missed her final exam to participate on the TV show but gained a 2:2 degree anyway.

Sam dreamt of being famous and saw Big Brother as a stepping stone to bigger things. She had a boob job but never told her family and once stripped naked on a podium on holiday in Tenerife in exchange for tickets to an event. Her idol is Christina Aguilera and although she loves both men and women, she relieves herself of boredom by thinking and talking about men.

Before going into Big Brother, Sam believed the housemates would be annoyed at her prettiness. An issue that Sam raised in her continuous slanging match with “Lesleh”.

She may have been pretty but also described herself as “original, funny and fun”. However, there wasn’t much evidence of that during her brief stint in the house.

By the second week of the show, Zoo magazine announced they would offer Sam a job as a sex columnist when she left the house - a role previously occupied by tabloid regular Jodie Marsh.

She lasted just another week when she was put up for eviction alongside Derek and Roberto, receiving 59% of the public and duly being evicted from the Big Brother house.

Sam had escaped being evicted at the second eviction on Friday 10 June (Day 15) when up against all her fellow housemates Anthony, Craig, Derek, Kemal, Lesley, Maxwell, Makosi, Roberto, Saskia, Science and Vanessa. If Big Brother had decided use the normal nomination procedure to choose possible evictees, Sam would have been up against Derek.

This is Sam’s nomination history during her stint in the house:

1st (Day 5) - Sam was nominated by Derek, Kemal, Lesley and Vanessa.

2nd (Day 11) - Sam was nominated by Craig, Derek, Lesley, Makosi, Roberto and Vanessa.

3rd (Day 18) - Sam was nominated by Anthony, Maxwell and Vanessa and was evicted by the public vote.

Since being evicted, Sam has beaten her obligatory battle against depression, had a short fling with Blue lothario Duncan James and dyed her hair blonde.

She has been an almost permanent fixture in the lads mags, been offered TV presenter roles and a sex columnist. She also appeared on an episode of the Italian version of Big Brother as an audience member.

With Big Brother 7 now well underway, Sam will have to come up with a new angle is she is to remain in the spotlight. A second appearance in reality TV, say Celebrity Love Island perhaps?

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Tales from the Green Valley: the Making of the BBC TV Series about Farming in the 17th Century

Why make a TV series about life on a 400 year old farm? That was my first question, when I was asked to direct and produce a 12-part BBC series about five specialists working a Welsh hill farm as it would have been in the 17th century. I have to admit I was rather sceptical of the idea. Not only did it mean uprooting my family and moving to Wales for a year, but more than that, I was concerned that it might turn into just another low grade reality show, in which the historical concept would be relegated to a back seat.

There’s been a slew of programmes where an average family or group of people are dropped into an alien environment - the past - wrapped in period clothing, and shorn of modern luxuries and facilities. Occasionally they are insightful, but much of their time dwells on the personal, the arguments between ‘contestants’ and above all the sensational. I wanted to try and make something very different - a series that was beautiful to watch, and most important of all, informative.

Instead of using just people off the street, we wanted our team of period farmers to be experts, specialists in differing fields. The aim was to take their learned knowledge and apply it, to try and turn theory into practice. So we assembled our experts - Stuart Peachey, a farming and food historian, Ruth Goodman, a social historian and clothing specialist, Alex Langlands and Peter Fonz Ginn, two young, strong, and above all practical archaeologists, and Chloe Spencer, an archaeologist experienced at working with animals. We launched into filming in September, the start of the agricultural calendar, with twelve months of farming on the horizon.

But what to film? For much of the year this question was answered for me, because the schedule of farm activities is almost pre-ordained. The farmer’s yearly, monthly, and near enough daily tasks are virtually set in stone, dictated by the weather, the soil, and the basic cycle of life. From the outset this was one of the most significant lessons that hit home to our specialists. Of course they had some room to choose what to do and when. Some months, like January in the depth of winter, are relatively quiet times, with no urgent tasks to grapple with. A time like this is a welcome respite for the farmer allowing him to catch up on repairs, maintenance, and take a breather before the onslaught of spring. The rest of the time, big events are laid out like a series of milestones: from the September ploughing and sowing, and fruit harvest in October, to sheep shearing in June, and making hay while the sun shines in July.

As I planned our filming schedule, the main agricultural tasks were pretty obvious, but one area I hadn’t particularly considered in terms of farming activities was construction. In fact a number of building projects came up during the year, from putting up a hovel (a wood store), to replacing the privy damaged by February storms. One of the first major tasks the experts had to deal with, was to put up a cowshed using only tools, technology, and materials available in the year 1620. To put things in context, this was a time when the pilgrims were setting sail for America, and James I was sitting on the throne, just a few decades before the civil war tore England apart.

It was a real delight seeing the cowshed rise slowly but surely from the ground. First Alex and Fonz got to grips with a wattle and daub wall, made from wooden rods smothered in a mix of cow dung, clay, and straw. Then the whole team set to work on the roof, from cutting the beams to laying the thatch. It was probably the first time I fully appreciated the deep and manifold qualities of a farmer from the time. Yes, he might occasionally call in outside craftsmen and specialists, but these would have been expensive and certainly not just a phone call away. It was vital to be able to do things himself. He had to be resourceful, inventive, and above all a jack of all trades who could turn his hand to almost any practical job.

Not only that, but the farmer needed to be steeped in his local environment. While most of us today travel through the countryside simply admiring its rural beauty and charms, the period farmer saw it through very different glasses. To him the surrounding landscape was like a giant larder and tool-box full of valuable resources, all with their own qualities and uses, from different woods to plants with medical properties. From father to son, such inherent ‘bush craft’ knowledge was passed on and learned - what could be useful, how it should be managed, and when it should be collected.

I remember the time when Alex was working on the cowshed roof. He’d excavated similar buildings from the period, but it was only when handling the materials, slotting bendy hazel rods through the roof beams to create a mesh for the thatch, that he gradually appreciated the various properties and so potential of his tool-kit.

Back in the 17th century, wood was a resource of paramount importance. It was used to such a degree, from making charcoal to shipbuilding, that it’s reckoned there was half as much tree coverage then in Britain as there is today. Faced with such an appetite, timber itself was cultivated, with most farms of any size having their own coppice, an area of woodland meticulously managed with an outlook stretching decades if not centuries into the future. When we harvested wood from the farm’s coppice, it was like walking through a giant DIY store, ready prepared, and easily labelled if you knew what you were looking at. Different species of tree, of varying sizes from young saplings to giant oaks, were grown to provide rods and beams in a range of thicknesses and lengths. Whatever type of wood was required, from making pegs, building a table, or replacing a roof timber, they were all ready at hand. It was an area of farming I hadn’t even thought of before I set to work on Tales from the Green Valley.

Needless to say a farm’s ultimate reason for being is food. Four hundred years ago, devoid of electricity, people had to find other ways of preserving food as long as possible without refrigeration. Of course it’s still done in traditional ways today, in many places out of necessity and in other cases because the curing process adds to the taste - like Parma hams hung for years at a time, smoked kippers, or vegetables pickled in vinegar. But it’s one thing to relish your favourite salami, another thing altogether to actually see how it’s made.

From the moment we killed one of the farm’s pigs, a food clock was ticking. First, the blood had to be drained and used, next the offal had to be consumed, only then could attention turn to the rest of the pig. It was commonly said, that the only part of a pig not devoured was its squeak. Certainly nothing went to waste. Back then food squeamishness was an unheard of luxury. But it’s not a simple and straightforward job processing a whole animal from start to finish, especially for people used to buying their bacon ready-sliced and wrapped in cling film. It’s a time consuming but in many ways fun and celebratory task, as it remains in many countries, where whole families gather to kill and process one of their beasts. It really is all hands to the pump. Just getting the bristles off Arthur the pig, a wild boar-tamworth cross, about the closest we can get to the breed of the time, was a major undertaking. These pigs are incredibly docile and friendly, but they’re also incredibly hairy, as they needed to be, living out in the woods a significant amount of time.

Today, the thin bristles on our almost bald pigs are boiled off in great vats, but back then farmers put another technique into play - a pig bonfire. They couldn’t burn it too long or it would start to cook the carcass, but it had to be just enough to singe off the hairs. De-haired, the soot then had to be scrubbed off, only then was the skin clean enough so salt could be applied in liberal quantities to cure it. In our modern world, where processed food is all around, it’s refreshing to take a step back, remember where food really comes from, and appreciate the sheer amount of time needed to make things ready for eating by hand, from plucking a chicken and winnowing wheat, to podding peas.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating, and I have to say that Arthur’s pork chops were perhaps the most succulent and tasty I’ve ever tried. One other highlight on the food front were the apples. These days when we check out the fruit section of a supermarket we might come across half a dozen varieties, bred to look pretty and last well. The orchards on our reconstructed 400 year old farm, were laden with apples I’d heard of but never seen, from Cornish Aromatics to Costards for cooking. The autumn glut couldn’t all be consumed at once so they were stored upstairs in the farmhouse, in an ‘apple loft’, where it was cool and airy. They had to be turned on a regular basis, and checked for any that had gone bad, but the vast majority survived in excellent crisp condition for six months - a good source of vitamins through the winter until spring arrived. While shop bought apples often seem to go off in just a few weeks these days, it was rather shocking to eat apples in March that we had picked the previous September, without a refrigerator in sight.

Standing behind the camera it was fascinating to see the experts adjust so easily to a very different pace of life, and immerse themselves in tasks not seen in Britain for centuries. Throughout the year they were joined by a whole host of traditional craftsmen, bringing in additional skills, many of them on the point of disappearing in this country. Until a professional candle maker came to help the team I had no idea that the majority of candles in a farm at the time would have been made from sheep fat. Before a master thatcher arrived on set with a 400 year old length of straw rope and a ‘wimble’ that was used for turning it, I would never have believed you could make strong rope out of something as lightweight as straw. Until a charcoal burner came to assist the team, I would never have guessed how slow and complicated is the process of turning timber into something as vital as charcoal.

It’s easy to look back at such a rural idyll with rose tinted glasses. In our busy, forever switched on lives, it’s easy to dream of a way of life that seems uncomplicated, slower, and more down to earth. It’s all too simple to forget the terrible diseases and low life expectancy, the physical exhaustion of manual labour, or the desperation and hunger when a farm was in trouble.

Making this documentary series was one long learning curve for me. No longer do I have any illusions about how much better it was in ‘the good old days’. I do quite like the idea of drinking just beer, up to eight pints a day apparently, since most people didn’t have access to clean water, and fermented beer is safe to drink. I do fancy the almost spiritual satisfaction that comes from spending a whole day working out in the fields, and coming in exhausted to find a hearty dinner on the table. But having seen Ruth and Chloe doing the laundry 17th century style, making their own washing liquid ‘lye’ from ashes in the fire, using stored up urine to remove stubborn stains, and then bashing the lot out on the rocks in a stream, I certainly wouldn’t want to turn back the clock and give up my washing machine.

An archaeologist and documentary producer, Peter Sommer has worked on many acclaimed BBC/PBS/CNN TV series including In the footsteps of Alexander the Great, and Commanding Heights: the battle for the world economy. His most recent series, Tales from the Green Valley http://www.petersommer.com/tv_tales.html, about life on a Welsh farm in the year 1620, was shown to rave reviews on BBC2 in the UK in 2005. You can read another article about it at http://www.petersommer.com/writing_tales.html

Peter also runs a specialist travel company, Peter Sommer Travels http://www.petersommer.com, offering archaeological tours and cruises in Turkey.

He has had travel articles published in newspapers incl. The Times (UK), The Brisbane Sunday Mail & The South China Morning Post, and magazines incl. Cruise Magazine, The Good Holiday Guide, Yacht Vacations Magazine, The Travel Magazine, The European Magazine etc. He is a member of the Outdoor Writers’ Guild, the UK’s best established guild of professional outdoor & travel writers.

Email Peter at info@petersommer.com or Tel +44 (0)1600 861929

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